May 2013
15 posts
17 tags
May 23rd
18 notes
i’ve been on hold listening to california girls on repeat for the past hour SHOOT ME
May 21st
1 note
8 tags
i’ve mastered the art of reaching into a chip bag without looking
May 19th
23 tags
May 15th
75 notes
5 tags
i forgot how to spell banana, so i sang hollaback girl 
May 15th
9 notes
3 tags
i automatically assume everyone is judging me
May 15th
2 notes
5 tags
May 11th
1 note
10 tags
May 10th
430 notes
your happiness makes me sick
May 9th
4 tags
waking up from a nap is one of the most confusing times of my day
May 6th
10 notes
19 tags
May 5th
17 notes
11 tags
May 4th
8 notes
11 tags
May 3rd
323 notes
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing  sims & roller coaster tycoon
May 2nd
254,976 notes
25 tags
May 1st
10 notes
16 tags
May 1st
87 notes
April 2013
20 posts
13 tags
Apr 30th
13 notes
4 tags
letting my parents use my laptop is one of the most stressful things i go through in life
Apr 30th
1 note
Apr 29th
724 notes
7 tags
we’ve all have that teacher that “needs to get laid”
Apr 29th
4 notes
22 tags
Apr 27th
15 notes
12 tags
Apr 27th
7 notes
jensenlocked: tardisol: i-amwho-i-am: what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end? what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there but why is the guy wearing...
Apr 27th
272,427 notes
9 tags
reason why my life is a joke #254
deciding which songs to delete off my ipod was the hardest decision i’ve made all day
Apr 24th
9 notes
6 tags
my girlfriend told me she just started watching pretty little liars on netflix… should i be concerned?
Apr 22nd
3 notes
20 tags
Apr 20th
1,078 notes
Apr 20th
5,556 notes
Apr 19th
124 notes
24 tags
Apr 18th
44 notes
4 tags
i have like 5 gifs with 100k+ notes. awesome!
Apr 15th
11 tags
Apr 14th
16 notes
4 tags
Apr 11th
7 notes
3 tags
that awkward moment when your friend gets grounded while you’re still at their house
Apr 10th
Apr 5th
42,853 notes
24 tags
Apr 1st
277,358 notes
March 2013
35 posts
7 tags
I hate when people say jokes from the Internet in real life
Mar 28th
1 note
20 tags
Mar 24th
22 notes
bitch-you-will-never-know-me asked: Omg I am so in love with your tumblr *_* :)
Mar 24th
1 note
16 tags
Mar 23rd
28 notes
14 tags
Mar 22nd
131 notes
16 tags
Mar 21st
41,489 notes
17 tags
Mar 21st
106 notes
Mar 21st
198,153 notes
4 tags
Mar 20th
23 notes
12 tags
Mar 20th
13 notes
8 tags
i had a real clever post i was thinking about today, but i forgot what i was. damn, there goes my tumblr fame.
Mar 20th
5 notes
12 tags
Mar 19th
10,268 notes
15 tags
Mar 19th
59 notes
19 tags
Mar 19th
1,295 notes
24 tags
Mar 19th
21 notes