i’ve been on hold listening to california girls on repeat for the past hour SHOOT ME
i’ve mastered the art of reaching into a chip bag without looking
i forgot how to spell banana, so i sang hollaback girl
i automatically assume everyone is judging me
your happiness makes me sick
waking up from a nap is one of the most confusing times of my day
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing sims & roller coaster tycoon
letting my parents use my laptop is one of the most stressful things i go through in life
we’ve all have that teacher that “needs to get laid”
jensenlocked: tardisol: i-amwho-i-am: what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end? what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there but why is the guy wearing...
reason why my life is a joke #254
deciding which songs to delete off my ipod was the hardest decision i’ve made all day
my girlfriend told me she just started watching pretty little liars on netflix… should i be concerned?
i have like 5 gifs with 100k+ notes. awesome!
that awkward moment when your friend gets grounded while you’re still at their house
I hate when people say jokes from the Internet in real life
bitch-you-will-never-know-me asked: Omg I am so in love with your tumblr *_* :)
i had a real clever post i was thinking about today, but i forgot what i was. damn, there goes my tumblr fame.