realizing that you have to go to work in 1 hour is the worst 

"I don’t know what to wear.”
— Six Word Story

i can barely blow out a candle how do you expect me to finish college

  • mom: you're wearing that?
  • me: not anymore.

i wish i was creative

i’ve mastered the art of reaching into a chip bag without looking

i automatically assume everyone is judging me

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