finding an old ipod is literally the best thing ever. so nostalgic

remember when being a super fast texter was cool? now you’re lucky if i even reply with more than three words

Lately, I’ve been just straight up refusing to look at or respond to people that try to talk to me. I’ve never been happier.

realizing that you have to go to work in 1 hour is the worst 

"I don’t know what to wear.”
— Six Word Story

i can barely blow out a candle how do you expect me to finish college

mom: you're wearing that?
me: not anymore.

i wish i was creative

i’ve mastered the art of reaching into a chip bag without looking

i automatically assume everyone is judging me